ANTI-DADA




We are anti-dada.
We think dada is a joke
Pointless.
We comprehend its nihilism, and reject it
As one rejects a sea-lion.
We would never want to be dada
And we could be if we wanted to be.
Our eight-year-old son could do anything dada did.
We liken dada to unsuccessful revolts
In colonies
By women.
Dada stinks like the French.
Dada caused the war.
Tristan Tzara, founder of dada, was ugly
And a paedophile.
Surrealism was better than dada.
Those among our friends who now claim to be inspired by dada are small and impotent
and we have found that the best work of dada,
the _____________,
is shit.