We are anti-dada.

We think dada is a joke

Pointless.

We comprehend its nihilism, and reject it

As one rejects a sea-lion.

We would never want to be dada

And we could be if we wanted to be.

Dada is not moral.

Dada caused the war.

We liken dada to unsuccessful revolts

In colonies

By women.

Dada stinks like the French.

Our eight-year-old son could do anything dada did.

Tristan Tzara, founder of dada, was ugly

And a paedophile.

Surrealism was better than dada.

Dada is a failed palindrome.

We are anti-dada.

It doesn't make sense.